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Post  Steve on Fri May 08, 2009 2:11 pm

Hope it makes you laugh

Young Invernessian, moved to Keith and bought a Donkey from a farmer for 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

The Invernessian replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

The Invernesian said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him?

The Invernesian said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

The Invernesian said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with The Invernesian and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'


The Invernesian said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of 898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

The Invernesian said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.'

The Invernesian now works for the British Government
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Post  DICKY on Fri May 08, 2009 3:44 pm

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Post  CLUNYKNOX on Fri May 08, 2009 8:15 pm

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Post  killer on Mon May 11, 2009 10:07 pm

very good mate . Laughing Laughing Laughing
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