whats your best joke
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whats your best joke
DICKY Sat May 16, 2009 7:52 pm
just as it says above.what's your best joke you no the ones you can only tell when drunk 
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Re: whats your best joke
Steve Sat May 16, 2009 8:41 pm
Well getting drunk the nite so will post then 
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Re: whats your best joke
Roz Sat May 16, 2009 11:17 pm
Fourth glass of 20 year old red wine... so,
If you recieve an email from the government health department warning not to eat processed tinned pork because of swine flu, ignore it. It's spam
What do 54,000 women in the uk that suffer domestic violence have in common?
They don't bloody listen!
Just heard the Pope was in Jordan yesterday, didn't take her long, did it!?
If you recieve an email from the government health department warning not to eat processed tinned pork because of swine flu, ignore it. It's spam
What do 54,000 women in the uk that suffer domestic violence have in common?
They don't bloody listen!
Just heard the Pope was in Jordan yesterday, didn't take her long, did it!?
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Re: whats your best joke
Steve Mon May 18, 2009 10:48 am
Best joke well the joke is on me i think
Drunk the other nite lost the use of my legs fell out of the taxi on another guys bird came home was sick on the new carpet
got to the toilet fell in there had to get wife to help me what a state
Drunk the other nite lost the use of my legs fell out of the taxi on another guys bird came home was sick on the new carpet
got to the toilet fell in there had to get wife to help me what a state
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Re: whats your best joke
Steve Mon May 18, 2009 9:46 pm
Nope and wont be for along time yet anyone got a room going
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Re: whats your best joke
tat2_al Tue May 19, 2009 4:40 pm
Don't test the depth off water with both feet!!
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