4x4 Camping Trip (stolen from another site)

Like every month Mike was attending his 4x4 clubs monthly meeting,
He had just told them he couldn't stay for the camping trip scheduled for that night and the next day since his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the boo's and the other clever offensive remarks from his fellow 4x4 friends Mike left to go back home.

When Mikes friends started arriving at the campsite to set up camp for the night, they all were extremely surprised to find Mike sitting there in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, and the beer chiller stocked up to the limit.

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go Mike?" his mates asked...
"I didn't have to do anything" Mike said.

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down on the sofa with a box of beers to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Supprise'!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see - through nighty and she said with a naughty smile on her face "Darling carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do what ever you want"

So here I am.

excellent hahaha

mmmmm gives me an idea ha ha

Dont even think about it mister!!!!!!!!!!!!!